Windscreen Washers Beware!
I feel that it is my personal responsibility to warn all responsible citizens out there about the dangers of using your windscreen washers indiscriminately!
You see, my problem roots itself in my previous story: Its all about manners you see. As previously stated, I obviously offend the large majority of beggars on our local roads and had the misfortune of affronting another one yesterday.
In my usual daydream state driving home yesterday, I pulled up to one of my regular traffic lights and realised my windscreen was so filthy that I could hardly see the road. But fortunately the wonders of “modern” invention affords me the wonders of a windscreen wiper. So I casually spray the windscreen with a fine jet of water and soapy liquid and wait for the washers to do their job. Easy as that, all done – no fuss!
Well, next thing I hear knocking on my passenger window, and who is it? The local “Homeless talk” saleswoman, and she looks annoyed! She starts screaming something about how I wet her! And she wouldn’t leave. She just stood there the entire time moaning about how inconsiderate I was that I could wet her!
Wow, I’m making a habit of insulting these guys – without even trying.
So this is my warning to all: Please make sure that you don’t offend these loiterers by doing anything stupid enough like cleaning your windscreen. Goodness knows how many accidents this could cause, but hey, at least these poor homeless people won’t have any unnecessary showers or anything!
Drive Safe! ;-)
Tags: beggar, public service announcement, wipers.
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